BUDDDD WHYYYy do people hear triple jar crazy ?

Wouldn't anyone's brain fuse if they heard someone order 'triple jar crazy' for lunch? Well that's exactly what happened when I was deciding what to eat for lunch and asked my friend to pick between chole masala and what she thought was 'triple jar crazy'!!! What an exotic dish!
The look which I got from her was priceless - she couldn't for the life of her figure out how in the world jars that went crazy could be made into a meal. And not just simply went crazy.. went crazy three times over at that!
So to all you cuisine challenged people.. if you can figure out how to make jars that go crazy more than once, into a nice curry, please let my friend know that it's a perfectly normal thing to have on your plate!

BUDDD WHYY... does this happen to us so frequently....

I think this happens to me at least ten times a day....

BUDDD WHYYY... are Comwaan's dreamy reveries about 'Stix' unlikely to materialize

How ironic is it that while the mom goes crazy hunting for Mr. Right the perfect guy is a stone's throw away, only completely unattainable. Buddd whyyy unattainable you ask? Let me see....
1. He's older....
.....
...and the number of year's he older by is not a single digit number

2. She'll never get the courage to declare her undying devotion.....
..... unless she's drunk. In which case it'll be over anyway

3. He's way past the stage when a mid life crisis compels the guy to be with a younger woman to feel younger himself

4. When she meets him the glazed expression on her face and her inability to answer his questions in any sensible manner might skew his opinion of her sanity

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So in short.... things look a little tough!

BUDDD WHYYY........are there so many budddwhyys??

Soooo....apparently brainfusing questions aren't uniquely our forte...or so it seems!! Phewww.....what a relief.....finally we can look at a bunch of celebrity goonks and say the famous words "Come, join the Gaaang!!" ;)

Finally...oops...Phinally...we belong!! So here goes......

Aasma Hai Neela Kyun, Paani Geela Geela Kyun,Gol Kyun Hai Zameen,

Silk Mein Hai Narmi Kyun,Aag Mein Hai Garmi Kyun, Do Aur Do Paanch Kyun Nahi

Pedd Ho Gaye Kum Kyun, Teen Hain Ye Mausam Kyun,Chaand Do Kyun Nahi,

Duniya Mein Hai Jung Kyun,Behta Laal Rang Kyun, Sarhaden Hain Kyun Har Kahin
Socha Hai... Yeh Tumne Kya Kabhi
Socha Hai... Ki Hain Yeh Kya Sabhi
Socha Nahi To Socho Abhi…..

Behti Kyun Hai Har Nadi, Hoti Kya Hai Roshni,Barf Girti Hai Kyun, Dost Kyun Hain Roothte,Taare Kyun Hain Tootthe, Baadlon Mein Bijli Hai Kyun
Socha Hai... Yeh Tumne Kya Kabhi
Socha Hai... Ki Hain Yeh Kya Sabhi
Socha Nahi To Socho Abhi

Sannata Sunai Nahin Deta, Aur Hawayen Dikhayi Nahin Deti
Socha Hai Kya Kabhi, Hota Hai Yeh Kyun............

Aasma Hai Neela Kyun, Paani Geela Geela Kyun,Gol Kyun Hai Zameen,

Silk Mein Hai Narmi Kyun,Aag Mein Hai Garmi Kyun, Do Aur Do Paanch Kyun Nahi,
Pedd Ho Gaye Kum Kyun, Teen Hain Ye Mausam Kyun,Chaand Do Kyun Nahi,
Duniya Mein Hai Jung Kyun,Behta Laal Rang Kyun, Sarhaden Hain Kyun Har Kahin
Socha Hai... Yeh Tumne Kya Kabhi
Socha Hai... Ki Hain Yeh Kya Sabhi
Socha Nahi To Socho Abhi…..

Socha Hai... Yeh Tumne Kya Kabhi
Socha Hai... Ki Hain Yeh Kya Sabhi
Socha Nahi To Socho Abhi…..

BUDDD WHYYY.......was the blue light so much better than yellow - the colour of sunshine..yesterday??

Tell you what....I think it was that last of the series, wierd green colored mint something topped with Baileys....that germinated the thought!! So when you are around a bunch of budddwhyyss, who for the lack of anything more worth their while to do are turning every given conversational opportunity into yet another brainfuse victory..... you know that they (meaning we) are touching an all together new level after the smooth flow of you-know-what into their systems on a hard earned saturday night!!

So....after downing one too many at Meggie's farewell last night, and posing for one too many picture perfect...errr...yet a little wee bit wobbly on the feet...photographs (for posterity sake!) we decided to culminate an already ended and much dragged evening (which was pulled into dawn almost!) with the perfect brainfuse little tete a tete:

Meggie: Whr is Minnie?

Me: because i think i can see a blue light..

Meggie: Why blue? I like yellow...

Me: Its blue because yellow is the colour of sunshine...

Meggie: But whr is Minnie?Why does she go away?

Me: because she is handle with 'ca'ring?!?!

Meggie: Call her...

Me: so I really think I like blue light better than yellow.....can you see it?

Meggie: There she is.

ummm...mmm welll.....I thought this needed to documented for posterity sake!! ;)

Commwaaannn..........there is just no phocuss sometimes...!!

BUDDDD WHYYY..... do Indian moms with unmarried daughters in the range of 25-27 turn into monsters

The most brain fusing of all questions! We have analyzed, debated, fought, consoled, reasonably argued, unreasonably argued, imbibed too much alcohol, laughed, been diagnosed with bipolar disorder in order to find one convincing answer but the result, I'm sorry to say, of it has only been fused brains.
Mom/well wishing friend (wwf - this short form is not a coincidence, these friends are heavyweights in emotional brain fuse): what do you want in life?
Unmarried daughter: errrr for you guys to be happy
Mom/WWF: we will be happy if you are happy. (To themselves - We are actually lying, we'll be happy if we can get our hands off this piece of lard but if we say that the chances become nil so we'll play along)
UD: uhhmmm I'm happy right now
mom/wwf: Actually you are deluding yourself, you just think you are happy. You will be TRULY happy ones you get married to a random stranger.
UD: NO WAY! There's no way I'm getting married to a random stranger. EWWWWW
Mom: Well once we introduce you he won't be a stranger anymore
WWF:... and what if he actually turns out to be a knight in shining armour
UD: What? Why would I like someone who rides horses and wears battle gear?
MOM: Huh? Battle gear? But beta I won't find someone who wears battle gear, what is this about horses? What DO YOU WANT IN LIFE?????

Effective Brain fuse!!!! The unmarried daughter is off the hook for a couple of more days.

BUDDDD WHYYYYY....is my gang of girls sooooooooo cool!

crazy, crazier and craziest...thats my gang of girls :) and they're the bestest of all...cool, chic, funky, and yeah, brain fused :) but absolutely lovable...!

wonder how life was and can be without these girlies...and am simply glad to have them to share all the joys, sorrows, etc and all the madness together in life :)

So, here's to us...brainfusing together...always!!!

BUDDD WHYY.... did we choose this name for our blog??

... because we have more questions than we have answers and are hoping someone out there will have a clue!