The most brain fusing of all questions! We have analyzed, debated, fought, consoled, reasonably argued, unreasonably argued, imbibed too much alcohol, laughed, been diagnosed with bipolar disorder in order to find one convincing answer but the result, I'm sorry to say, of it has only been fused brains.
Mom/well wishing friend (wwf - this short form is not a coincidence, these friends are heavyweights in emotional brain fuse): what do you want in life?
Unmarried daughter: errrr for you guys to be happy
Mom/WWF: we will be happy if you are happy. (To themselves - We are actually lying, we'll be happy if we can get our hands off this piece of lard but if we say that the chances become nil so we'll play along)
UD: uhhmmm I'm happy right now
mom/wwf: Actually you are deluding yourself, you just think you are happy. You will be TRULY happy ones you get married to a random stranger.
UD: NO WAY! There's no way I'm getting married to a random stranger. EWWWWW
Mom: Well once we introduce you he won't be a stranger anymore
WWF:... and what if he actually turns out to be a knight in shining armour
UD: What? Why would I like someone who rides horses and wears battle gear?
MOM: Huh? Battle gear? But beta I won't find someone who wears battle gear, what is this about horses? What DO YOU WANT IN LIFE?????
Effective Brain fuse!!!! The unmarried daughter is off the hook for a couple of more days.
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the chronicles of orange heads and blue egg....somebody???
dude i'm copy pasting this one and sending this off to mum!
She needs to know the stress she is putting me thru and this is so funnneeeeeee :)
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